This is why I love Stephen Colbert.

(Source: drunkonstephen)

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What’s with all the anon hate I’ve been seeing lately toward the people I follow? If I knew who was harassing my friends on here I’d beat the living tar out of them. That is all.

What’s with all the anon hate I’ve been seeing lately toward the people I follow? If I knew who was harassing my friends on here I’d beat the living tar out of them. That is all.

(Source: akcepted)

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#Bad Timing

  • My Hot Friend: Hey
  • Me: Hey what's up? I haven't heard from you in a while.
  • MHF: What are you up to?
  • Me: About to start work in 10 minutes.
  • MHF: Darn. I was going to ask you to come over.
  • Me: ... *DIES*

I like Gwen Stefani the best when she plays a murderous starlet.

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My school advisor used ALL CAPS in an email to me and I’m like:

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You know what cheers me up? Pictures of hot guys with cute animals.

You know what cheers me up? Pictures of hot guys with cute animals.

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Pigeon, I know how you feel.

Pigeon, I know how you feel.

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Pissed. Time to fuck shit up.

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I remember watching this episode ONCE as a kid. I have devoted a good chunk of my evening to finding it with little success. I feel my nerdy side coming out. dingledots: What can I say, Tentacruel is the master of dance. (Season 1, Episode 19)

I remember watching this episode ONCE as a kid. I have devoted a good chunk of my evening to finding it with little success. I feel my nerdy side coming out.

dingledots:

What can I say, Tentacruel is the master of dance.

(Season 1, Episode 19)

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