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Is this a sand storm? Or a closeup of anal sex? You be the judge.

Is this a sand storm? Or a closeup of anal sex? You be the judge.

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Terms and Conditions

You have to be at least 13 years old to use Tumblr. We’re serious: it’s a hard rule, based on U.S. federal and state legislation, even if you’re 12.9 years old. If you’re younger than 13, don’t use Tumblr. Ask your parents for an Xbox or try books.

Tumblr makes me smile so much.

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I realize I do this all the time when people say the same word twice in a short period of time.

I realize I do this all the time when people say the same word twice in a short period of time.

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Lunch guests #7 and 8
Russell Brand is definitely one of my favorite comedians. There are just so many great lines that stick with me and make me laugh at the most unexpected times. Plus, I read My Booky Wook and adored every page of it.
Noel Fielding would have to be invited along too. I love to watch these two bounce off each other. It’s like a snowball effect of hilarity. They are tremendously funny and I would be amused even if I never said a word.

Lunch guests #7 and 8

Russell Brand is definitely one of my favorite comedians. There are just so many great lines that stick with me and make me laugh at the most unexpected times. Plus, I read My Booky Wook and adored every page of it.

Noel Fielding would have to be invited along too. I love to watch these two bounce off each other. It’s like a snowball effect of hilarity. They are tremendously funny and I would be amused even if I never said a word.

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Lunch guest #2: Jon Stewart
I love this man sosososososososososososososososososo much. He constantly brings happiness to my life and not to mention sanity. I think he is the most reasonable man in the world and he does some fantastic interviewing. He makes me smile, laugh, think… if we had lunch I think it would be the most enjoyable experience EVER.

Lunch guest #2: Jon Stewart

I love this man sosososososososososososososososososo much. He constantly brings happiness to my life and not to mention sanity. I think he is the most reasonable man in the world and he does some fantastic interviewing. He makes me smile, laugh, think… if we had lunch I think it would be the most enjoyable experience EVER.

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Lunch guest #1 John Waters
I am absolutely in love with this guy. I read Role Models and I absolutely loved it. He is one of the people I would most like to meet. (Plus this is one of my favorite quotes.)

Lunch guest #1 John Waters

I am absolutely in love with this guy. I read Role Models and I absolutely loved it. He is one of the people I would most like to meet. (Plus this is one of my favorite quotes.)

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Late Night Phone Call

12:30AM *phone rings*

me: hello?

bird: tweet! tweet!

me: Hello, Bird.

bird: tweet!

me: Why are you calling me so late?

bird: Because I tweet you!

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